You just never know what will happen in Bangkok

So you never know when in Bangkok you will meet the U.S. Ambassador.

So you never know when in Bangkok you will find a seven story mall that goes on forever.

So you never know when in Bangkok when you will get to see Man of Steel in English.

So you never know when in Bangkok and you get in a taxi if the driver is actually taking you where you need to go.

So you never know when in Bangkok you will find that clubs are just easily disguised prostitution houses.

So you never know when in Bangkok your hotel cleaning staff will throw away your pain meds.

So you never know when in Bangkok you will actually get pestered by people speaking in English, repeating the only phrases they know.

So you never know when in Bangkok you will find free wifi (pssssst: NOWHERE).

So you never know when in Bangkok you have to pay attention to nails to tell when people are gang members.

So you never know when in Bangkok no one is willing to give you a cab ride with the meter on.