Rules of Thai Classroom

So I have started a list I have titled: Rules of a Thai Classroom.

1) Choking others in class is not allowed.
2) Justin Bieber is not a role model.
3) Crutches are not to be used as weapons.
4) Throwing chalk dust in each other's faces is not allowed.
5) Taking phone calls in class is not okay.
6) No American cuss words please.
7) I always wanted a guitar accompaniment to my lecture but unfortunately, even guitar players need to learn English.
8) No futball in class.
9) No badminton in class
10) No tennis in class.
11) Always ask permission to leave class.
12) It is okay to be 5 minutes late to class. It is not okay to be 40 minutes late.
13) Do not write your English homework in Thai. The class is called ENGLISH.
14) I know enough Thai to know when you say "What?" And when you say "What the f***"
15) Any article of clothing or accessory should not have a beer logo on it. You are 12.
16) Manhandling your teacher will only make it impossible for me to teach.
17) Tying chairs together is not allowed.
18) No sharpening razor blades in class.
19) Pencils are not weapons.
20) Rulers are not beating sticks.
21) Gangnam style dancing will always make the teacher laugh.
22) Slapping each other is not a game.
23) Always tell the teacher when he has chalk on her face.
24) No licking your neighbors' things.

This is the list for now, but I am sure it will grow in the future. Enjoy :-)